Pick Your Teeth With the Elite

Come Join Us

C.A. Ramirez
5 min readNov 20, 2022

To the 1%,

We cannot wait to reciprocate.


With your feet on the air and your head on the ground. Try this trick and spin it, yea. Did you know most State colleges have a graduation rate of less than 20%? Were you aware that SLABS, Federal Student Loans, are used as collateral for the 1% to trade in the stock market? The Revolution is coming and the elite will not be sparred. They are for eating.

The Collapse of their Financial System Will Kill the 1%. Embrace it!

We were somewhere in the United States, on the edge of insolvency, when GME began to take hold. I remember saying something like, “I feel a bit illiquid, maybe you should buy.”

Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the markets were full of what looked like huge parasites, hedge funds and venture capitalists all swooping and diving at our investment. Roaring Kitty was screaming, “holy Jesus what are these god-damned parasites ?!?!.”

Soaked in Gasoline, Approach the 1% With a Smile

Our turn to drive.

We are not leaving.



C.A. Ramirez

Writer looking to explore movies, music and video games. GameStop is a state of mind.