To the 1%,
We cannot wait to reciprocate.
-Us
With your feet on the air and your head on the ground. Try this trick and spin it, yea. Did you know most State colleges have a graduation rate of less than 20%? Were you aware that SLABS, Federal Student Loans, are used as collateral for the 1% to trade in the stock market? The Revolution is coming and the elite will not be sparred. They are for eating.
We were somewhere in the United States, on the edge of insolvency, when GME began to take hold. I remember saying something like, “I feel a bit illiquid, maybe you should buy.”
Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the markets were full of what looked like huge parasites, hedge funds and venture capitalists all swooping and diving at our investment. Roaring Kitty was screaming, “holy Jesus what are these god-damned parasites ?!?!.”
Our turn to drive.
We are not leaving.
You are not your job.
You’re not how much you have in a DEX.
You’re not the car you can’t afford.
You’re not the contents of your crypto wallet.
You’re not your fucking title.
We’re the all singing, all dancing survivors of the world.
And we are very, very pissed off.
The revolution was always going to be televised! Get angry! Get mad you sons of bitches, get mad! The 1% want to bury you. Indentured servitude. Slavery. They want you to work forever. Never for yourself, not for your loved ones — for them. Are you human enough to take a stand, are you worth resisting? Yes!
